how the beginning of age of ultron should go

  • tony: hey guys
  • tony: what if i made an ultra-intelligent system that can detect threats and eliminate them instantly
  • pepper: tony
  • rhodey: tony no
  • steve: that is literally the exact same thing hydra did and i just blew them up what is wrong with you
  • natasha: aren't you supposed to be a genius
  • bruce: at least you ran it by the rest of us before you actually built the thing so we could stop you
  • tony: ...
  • tony: about that
  • steve: tony what the fuck
  • tony: i'll just turn it off no biggie
  • ultron: *goes out of control and starts blowing up cities*
  • tony: fuck
  • tony: i fucked up
doctorbethany:


cakewithwings:

cakewithwings:

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

So. Much. Hair.

Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid


Yer a wizard, Harry!

ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!

*Trombone failure sound effect*

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

cakewithwings:

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

So. Much. Hair.

Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid

Yer a wizard, Harry!

ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!

*Trombone failure sound effect*

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soulsoaringphan:

DEANNA DOYLE as Meg Giry 

(via classicmoviegal)

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

(via springtime-for-you-know-who)

edorazzi:

well it’s about time fred got some character development

(via springtime-for-you-know-who)

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

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Whatever you end up doing, love it. The way you loved the projection booth when you were a little squirt.

(Source: cybillshepherd, via ohrobbybaby)

tastefullyoffensive:

'Back to the Future' Makeup Aging vs. Reality [tiwuno]

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letusdotherp:

Do you ever just carry a happy demeanor to avoid drama but on the inside you’re like:

image

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I̯͙͓̙ ̥͍̯̲w͕̩̞il͇͚̞̮̱͓ḽ̱̬ ̪̟͚͖̖̪c̫̬̦͉̘̟r̥̦̟̱̦͚͈a̺̫̖̳̩͚ͅc͖̺̹k̗̥ ͙y̯̹̗͔̺͈̖o̱̝ͅu͚͉r ̜̫h͇̳̹̳͎̻̱e͙̙̪͚a̳̣̼̣̝̦͉d̼̙̫ ̗̳a̲g̬̤̣ͅa̦in̘̱̪s̞̫͔t͉̦ ̝̹̦̤̣̯̲t͉̱͓̬̬̭h̰̝͇e ̩͔̼pa̞̤͉̞͙v̩͇̣̺̱e̞̠̠m͙̱e̻n̺̰t̤͕

(via springtime-for-you-know-who)

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

(Source: drugcartels, via stark-lock24601)

aidan-bear:

chrissieakers:

fabled-foreigntongues:

secretobama:

cirk-urk:

That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

is that ryan gosling 

thats fucking ryan gosling

It’s back


The caption just kills me

aidan-bear:

chrissieakers:

fabled-foreigntongues:

secretobama:

cirk-urk:

That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

is that ryan gosling 

thats fucking ryan gosling

It’s back

The caption just kills me

Shakespearean Autocorrects, part 1

goodticklebrain:

I’ve been glued to the couch for the past four days with a horrible cold. That’s my excuse for the following comic.



Tadaaaaaaa….

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

(Source: jajaneenee, via springtime-for-you-know-who)

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